- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult