why!! are!! you!! taking!! so!! long!! to!! read!! this!! sentence????
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness