*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point